Mumford's Blog

bebe shaer in burningham, ALabama

2011-05-16T10:11:00.000-07:00

Loretta, me, BillieJean, Pinky, we all had fun at the party. Loretta liked the septer I gived her too. Luv, MumFord

keering

2011-04-12T23:41:00.000-07:00

we haf to take keer of Elan bekawse he is a bebee.

We Over-dude It In Maui Agin

2011-04-09T18:33:00.000-07:00

errly notis

2010-11-24T11:38:00.001-08:00

Sock Monkeys here r gong 2 have a big Poker Game for the holly days. Sine up now if yu want to play. No cheeting.
MumFord

udderly negleckted

2010-11-11T08:57:00.000-08:00

I hav not bin as activ on my blog bekaze SUMBODY is awways YOOZING the laptop!!!!! Win o win is she gon b dun wif SKOOL so i can blog!
MumFord

Summer Visters

2010-07-12T12:36:00.000-07:00

Billiejeen vistid me. I luv her.

MumFord

recoverng

2010-05-06T08:47:00.000-07:00

Me and Petey had too much fun in Mowee.

Argus Emerson makes me so MAD

2010-02-22T17:40:00.000-08:00

hE sed he is goin to Mowee and not me! Argus aways makes me so mad!

pardy time

2010-02-18T08:54:00.000-08:00

Wint to Sin Fransiko wif frens, Roman Treble, Manco Mitzi, Maestro Forte, Very Sunny Cruz, Boffo, Sharla Tenuto, and Biffy Binghamton, who pade for the hotell.

moozeeums

2010-01-14T12:28:00.000-08:00

i luv them

owld owld owld monkeys

2009-08-24T21:49:00.000-07:00

gess wat? they haved monkeys in ainchint Eegipt. I saw them at the mewzeum in Londin.
MumFord

free booz

2009-08-19T08:20:00.000-07:00

the U K has better stocked lownges win you wate for a erplane.

sum funny things about the U K

2009-08-18T19:58:00.000-07:00

the stering weel is on the rong side of the car! ha ha ha ha ha AND the cars go on the rong side of the rode!!!!
MumFord
p.s. I'm not wering a skirt; that is a kilt and it is manly.

Scotlin

2009-08-17T12:42:00.000-07:00

i luv the Cameron House in Scotlin.

at the Club

2009-07-20T23:23:00.000-07:00

mor frens

2009-07-17T09:00:00.000-07:00

happy times.

why i luv the South y'all

2009-07-01T16:38:00.000-07:00

Party at the Aloft Lounge in Bormingham ALABAMA. Met purdy purdy girls from Missy Sippy. They luved me too.
MumFord

Mor Sock Monkeys

2009-06-21T18:50:00.001-07:00

There are mor sock monkeys arownd here lately.

Lessons from Argus

2009-06-08T11:40:00.000-07:00

Argus showed us how he can take money owt of wallets win we hav gests staying here. He sed it is like paying arselves for being cute hostesez, but im not sure abowt this. he hasnt give me or Gunter Wilson none of it.
deer Reeders: Shood I tell on him?
MumFord

Argus Emerson is so vane

2009-05-18T23:26:00.000-07:00

Just because Argus got a new hat and pants now he thinks he is so grate. Look at him admire hissef in the mirrer.
HA!
So wat.
MumFord

Muthurs Day

2009-05-11T08:32:00.000-07:00

we sellabrated muthers day, even Gunter Wilson who has kept back won eester bunny he wont let go of.
MumFord

xceptinse

2009-04-24T11:44:00.000-07:00

me and Argus Emerson saw one gurl sock monkey in a stor wif very pretty ies and a green skirt, but she costed atey dollers. We stil talked abowt her a lot. i wish we cood hav bot her to be part of the fambly.

Loo Ow Memrees

2009-04-22T09:38:00.000-07:00

see the way they put a flowr in the drink?
i luv it.
MumFord

eskort sirvice

2009-04-09T19:37:00.000-07:00

This is how we got arownd Mowee; they toted us. It was cool becawse we cood see everthing and no bratty chilren cood tuch us. ha ha
MumFord

me and Argus Emerson in Mowee

2009-04-08T19:42:00.000-07:00

we tryed to kill eech othur at furst, but then we got along ok. Mowee helps you get a good additude. And we drinked a lot of relly good drinks like "hula girls" and "lava flo" and longbored beers.
MumFord

still on bacashun

2009-03-29T13:47:00.000-07:00

i hav not rote becawse im in mowee...mor later.
i luv it.
MumFord

win im rich

2009-03-11T01:56:00.000-07:00

Dreeming

win im rich
ill onlee fly furst class
sit on a big soft seet
lookin at clowds on a summer day
flite attindints will bring me
boddels of wisky
ice cubes cleer
and a thik wite bole of hot nuts.

MumFord

THER BACK!

2009-03-09T09:27:00.000-07:00

Gunter Wilson anb Argus Emerson come back this morning. Gunter Wilson came in the howse, then he threw up siggeret butts on the rug. Now they are asleep; i dont no wher thev bin.
MumFord

diskeridged

2009-03-04T14:29:00.000-08:00

im wurreed abowt Gunter Wilson. He left with Argus Emerson and they bin gone all day. I cant deside wether to stay and wate for them or to go hunt for them. Argus Emerson can take care of hisself, but Gunter Wilson onlee has one good ie and he dont no anything. It is hard having a speshul needs dawg!

even a sock monkey can make koffy

2009-02-25T13:56:00.000-08:00

i no how to make koffy. Eezy. You just put in a thing in the top and pullit down and then push a button. It gowes, RRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNT. An then, you drink the koffy.
All so, it tasts good to add sum jack danyuls into the cup.
Luv,MumFord

bahind the seens

2009-02-16T10:50:00.000-08:00

I got to go to wedding things. Now I know beyuwty secrits, too. Girls wer SPANX under ther gowns and a lot of maekup on ther ies and lips. I love weddings and parties speshilly at the bar later. All so girls wer blush on ther cheeks.
I got to go and Argus Emerson DIDNT. HA HA.
mumFord

WARNING: DONT TRUST HIM

2009-01-27T08:17:00.000-08:00

This is Argus Emerson, a sock monkey from a anteek stor who lives wif us now for amonth. HE IS A LYER. He clames that he can do allot of things but he cant. DONT TRUST HIM NO MATTER WAT.
MumFord

Anuther Yer

2009-01-05T12:11:00.000-08:00

i selibrated in Sin Fransico. Happy Noo Yer!

xpereensing winnertime

2008-12-19T17:16:00.000-08:00

me, Gunter Wilson, Argus Emerson, and Mojo sat on the deck to xpereense the snow.
MumFord

Snow Day

2008-12-16T08:39:00.000-08:00

i luv it.
MumFord

recording artis

2008-12-13T17:14:00.000-08:00

i hav made a hole album of instermental songs by mysef on a fun keebored. My album is called Look Into My Ies. I rote, performed, and recorded all my musik on a cussete tape player in won nite.
Luv, MumFord

pritty lites

2008-12-03T08:45:00.000-08:00

i put my hollyday lites on the roof. i luv it.
MumFord

best in show

2008-11-20T23:17:00.000-08:00

see that arn dawg? i luv it.
MumFord

wery

2008-11-08T22:43:00.000-08:00

Comunidy Servis
by MumFord

im sick an tired
of pickin up butts
cans, nesle crunch rapers,
black peels of bananas
sobe bodels,
big red

im sick an tired
of wachin traffic pas
an peeple laf
at me an Gunter Wilson
Werin oringe vests

it ranes on my hed
the sun meltin my ies
my tale droops
wile flies buz under my smile
tired as heels
walkin forever

wen oh wen
wil the wisel blow
for us to stop
workin comunidy servis?
wen is anuf punishmint?

crime dont pay
it sucks

Peece owt.

sweet water

2008-10-30T23:04:00.000-07:00

You can pretty much stay corned tooring arownd Kintuckee and Tinnysee.

Greeks of Tinnysee

2008-10-29T11:36:00.000-07:00

saw the Parthinon in nAshvill. it is jus like the won in Grese, onlee it is finnishd an has grass arownd it.

Sines

2008-10-21T18:35:00.001-07:00

close enuf! i luv it.
MumFord

repeet ofenders

2008-10-09T09:50:00.000-07:00

we woodhav made it out the stor if SUMBODY hadnt dropped his STOOPID RAYZINS!
MumFord

Uhdopshun

2008-09-29T21:19:00.000-07:00

now i tak keer of Gunter Wilson. hez not rite an onlee has won good ie. he cant even reed. im teeching him abowt everthing.
luv, MumFord

dresing smart

2008-09-26T11:40:00.001-07:00

i wor a tux to a party but cant put pitchurs on my blog of it dew to sinsorship.
luv, MumFord

Speshul Skils

2008-09-20T14:15:00.000-07:00

i am a xsillent danser for all kines of muzik, even western at verginya city.
Luv, MumFord

rimimberin winnertime

2008-09-09T23:54:00.000-07:00

shit it was cold.

safety

2008-09-08T08:35:00.000-07:00

awways wer a safety belt strap win riddin in the car, speshly wif a fast driver.
luv, MumFord

Heetwave Tips

2008-09-03T10:36:00.001-07:00

a good place to hang out on reel hot days is the safrigerator, but dont sit on any jello.
MumFord

buddees on the rode

2008-08-31T09:12:00.000-07:00

i met too drinkin buddees in virmot. forgot ther names but we had a fartin contest. then they showd me how they can do jungul skreems. it was halarius.
luv, MumFord

at the erport

2008-08-27T16:48:00.000-07:00

see that jiant beer sine? i luv it.
Wi dont the hole world hav jiant sines for EVERTHING? it wood be so much eezier to find wat you want.
MumFord

on the rode

2008-08-27T08:11:00.001-07:00

i bet you cant gess wat kine of stor this was.
i luv it.
MumFord

virmot

2008-08-25T16:59:00.000-07:00

i luv burger barns

Ubsesshuns

2008-08-08T14:48:00.000-07:00

win you find sumthing you luv a lot iznt it grate to wach it all day?
i luv it.
MumFord

expreshun in rap

2008-08-04T07:57:00.000-07:00

The Mumf Projeck

Yo Yo
Why you be trippin out
the red heel what its abowt
got me a crib in the mowntins
in the summer deck a fowntin
got booze in the celler
unlimited plezure
don't mess wi me
cause I can choke you out
with yarn, no joke
im a bad mutha
you don wanna provoke
yo yo im da MumFord.

Check it out.

Da Mumford.

Dats right.

Da Mumford.

Peece OUt.

Ther Will Be Blood Country

2008-07-31T20:45:00.000-07:00

i saw the dezert but no cowboys.

Partys wiv Theems

2008-07-29T10:26:00.000-07:00

i luv theem partys, espeshly wen i can be close to the deejay.
MumFord

more mowee

2008-07-26T18:08:00.000-07:00

you know how wen you go on vacashun and enjoy the sunrise with coffy in bed?
i luv that.
MumFord

Mixed Relashunships

2008-07-25T11:42:00.000-07:00

me and Dundee hav lived at the same howse for five yers, but i still feel nervus abowt bein alone with him. Dawgs have bin nown to teer sock monkeys apart! i try to be freenly and tollerent,k but KAWSHUS!

Summur Froot

2008-07-24T09:27:00.000-07:00

see those wild plums?
i luv them.
MumFord

Emprooving Yur Imige

2008-07-23T10:49:00.000-07:00

if yu let peepul see yu reeding spreeritchual materal, they dont get as mad at yu.
MumFord

Misstakes

2008-07-22T07:47:00.000-07:00

i got nervus wen they axked for my I.D. bekawse i dont have a I.D., so i RAN and then i dropped the bottels and they broke and ther stupid DAWG kawt me in the parkin lot. now i have to do communidy servuce and go to cownsling.
shit.
mumFord

Pitchers of Swimmers

2008-07-21T07:01:00.000-07:00

wen peepul swim it is so beootiful. i luv it and i luv to see mysef looking at pitchurs.
mumFord

emoshuns

2008-07-18T06:34:00.000-07:00

sumtimes i get mad. one thing that helps get ovur beeeng mad is choklit cuverd gram crakurs. i luv them.
mumFord

Ombionse

2008-07-15T00:11:00.000-07:00

colered lites make me happy. i luv them.
mumFord

Frens

2008-07-14T09:10:00.000-07:00

Everbody needs frens. These r my frens from the Sock Monkey Lounge. They r halarius. i luv them.
mumFord

i luv mowee

2008-07-13T10:37:00.000-07:00

see that blu drink? i had 4 of Blu Hawaees, 2 banana dakrees, 3 my ties, and a pinya collada. this is at the feest of lay lay. grate music, dancing, and perfeck wethur. luv, mumFord

traveling

2008-07-07T08:27:00.002-07:00

i luv to ride in the car espeshilly on a summur day win there ar clowds. Clowds ar so bewtiful. i luv them. mumFord

Blu car

2008-07-05T11:22:00.000-07:00

see that blu car? i luv it.
mumFord

mor things i Luv

2008-07-03T15:53:00.000-07:00

let me tell yawl somthin: i luv blujeen shorts. You can roll them up for wading and staying cool. Also I luv jack danyuls, but some peepul keep it all to themseelvs.
Here is another thing i luv: the movee North by Northwest. I luv to act out the seens, espeshly win the aerplane dives aftur me an i fall down on the sowfa. it all so makes yello bird laf. An i luv blu cars the most. luv, MumFord

Mumford the Sock Monkey

2008-06-30T14:37:00.000-07:00

i am a sock monkey and this is my pet Yello Bird.
fill fre to emale me for advis and chats. Here is a pome I rote:

Do You Have a Hoo Hoo?

By Mumford

Who needs a hoo-hoo

When you have a fine tail,

Long and skinny, curled, or straight

Sexier than ripe melon

On a summer’s night?

Who needs a ho-ho

When you have lips

Luscious and red

Eyes that shine deep mysteries

Like love in a wishing well?

Sock Monkeys everywhere

Are free to love

Whomever they choose,

In a dress, or pants

Or nothing at all.

Peece Out.

Mumford

mumFord

my twalll pajammaas

2008-06-05T07:36:00.000-07:00