i got nervus wen they axked for my I.D. bekawse i dont have a I.D., so i RAN and then i dropped the bottels and they broke and ther stupid DAWG kawt me in the parkin lot. now i have to do communidy servuce and go to cownsling.
shit.
mumFord
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Oh Mumford, don't worry. Counseling can be good for you! Personally, I'm worried about your counselor being able to handle you!
well i woodint have RAN if they hadent made me nervus so it isnt onlee my fawlt.
mumFord
deer Chesley: i didnt no we had a king, but im glad i spell shit the same way he does.
mumFord
deer Shay: i hav Jack stashed in my sock draer and all so in the flar pot by the gradge. so im okay.
Luv, mumFord
Dear Mum, I was wondering what your feelings are on Hog Calling Time?
deer Kwh: i am veree strickt abowt hog calling time, wen its hog calling time in nabraska, then and onlee then is it hog calling time.
luv,
MumFord
Mumford,
Are you getting in trouble because you are bored? I think this happens to kids who are out of school in summer. When I am bored I watch movies. One day I would like to be in a movie. But not on America's Most Wanted.
Sgt. Pepper: i think i was just overwemed. in the stor, there ar shevs and shevs and shevs of liqor. it drowv me craze!
mumFord
Mumford:
Don't you think your biggest mistake was wearing the pantie on your head? Storekeeps are quick to suspect malfeasance when you approach them in disguise.
D:
i think anuther misstake was not having some peppur spray for that dam dawg!
in the moovees they aways ware a pantie on ther heds so i tride it. i gess sumtimes what happins in moovees dosit work at the sumit store.
MumFord
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