Sock Monkey Mumford displays many moods (and sometimes outfits) to express the depth of his character at home and in travel. Mumford is a poet and authority on life, love, art, etc., offering free advice on many subjects, although he's not a good speller.
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you know how wen you go on vacashun and enjoy the sunrise with coffy in bed? i luv that. MumFord
deer H., my full lips are a part of my natchrul beooty, but yu to can simulate the look by owtlining yur lips with a dark pinsel abowt 2 eenchis frum yur natchrul lips. Fill in with #57 "Hore red" lipstick and covur with color-seeling hi glos. As long as yu dont eat peeches the look shood stay until bedtime. Send me a pitcher. Luv, MumFord
6 comments:
Dear Mumford,
what do you do when your parents go to maui every year and take their sock monkey and not their kids? I love coffee in bed too.
Dear Mumford,
I wrote a song for you. You can sing it to the tune of "Yankee Doodle."
Sgt Pepper in a car
Driving to Kentucky
Land of blue moons, Boone, and bourbon
Now he feels so lucky
Sgt Pepper keep it up
Sgt Pepper dandy
Living in the bluegrass state
With the family Gandy
Mumford monkey is his friend
California tanner
Has a blog to share advice
In a funny manner
Mumford monkey keep it up
Mumford monkey dandy
Writing to make readers laugh
And keeping the Jack handy
deer celeste: if you were a sock monkey you wood get to go mor places.
Sorry.
MumFord
deer Sgt. Pepper:
i LUV that song! can you play the AKORDION?
MumFord
Mumford,
You have such lucious, full lips. What's your secret? Restalin? Collagen? Saline injections?
deer H., my full lips are a part of my natchrul beooty, but yu to can simulate the look by owtlining yur lips with a dark pinsel abowt 2 eenchis frum yur natchrul lips. Fill in with #57 "Hore red" lipstick and covur with color-seeling hi glos. As long as yu dont eat peeches the look shood stay until bedtime. Send me a pitcher.
Luv,
MumFord
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