Sock Monkey Mumford displays many moods (and sometimes outfits) to express the depth of his character at home and in travel. Mumford is a poet and authority on life, love, art, etc., offering free advice on many subjects, although he's not a good speller.
Tuesday
Partys wiv Theems
i luv theem partys, espeshly wen i can be close to the deejay. MumFord
dear mumfies, i'm glad you brought this up. i want to have a slammin holiday party and was wondering if i need a theme or if "holiday" is specific enough. ps i like your hippie beads. looks like a fun party.
Jeska: if i was giving a holiday party, id be mor spesific like 'Winter Wunderland Party' and then go hevvy on the snoflakes. Snoflake cups, snoflake napkins, snoflake lites, snoflake sweters, errings, excetera. I wood have a coconut cake accinted by a few red sparkly candys, and evrything else wite or red mostly. the theem cocktale? SNO SHOOS of corse. Finaly, i wood have red/wite candy canes diffrint sizes EVERWER, evin in the bafroom. Take pitchurs. Luv, MumFord
Mumford, You must learn the good Kentucky Bourbons. Although Maker's Mark is #2, the bourbon voted #1 nationally is Buffalo Trace. I myself plan to visit each of the bourbon places to taste test for myself. Would you like to join me?
Mumford: The "White Party" theme is really big right now. I'm having trouble getting on board because I don't have any white pants and I think it might be racist. What do you think?
Mumford, I'm throwing a baby shower this weekend. Some people think it's tacky to serve Jack Daniels at a baby shower but I think it's a wonderful southern tradition. What are your thoughts? Shay
deer Shay: you are correckt. Jack Danyuls IS the most suthern tradishun of all booz, made wif the most pur spring water. I get teery-eise just thinking about it. Serv it in littel pink and blu cups the shape of baby buggys if it helps them get into the spirit. Send pitchurs. Luv, Mumford
deer Dusty: did you hav a lot of yanky profesers? All good suthern boys and genelmen wer wite pants. Lookit kernel sanders, gatsby, mark twane, p. didy, fred estare, sinatra, fawkner, and jon filip suza. Wering wite says, "im cool, im reddy to party, but im eligant." Wimin will flock to you. MumFord
Theme parties are fun, but what do you do when you have too much fun at a party and drink to much bourbon? My head hurts and I don't know how to fix it. Any good remedies?
deer Kaite: they say 'You must pace yursef', but of corse i never do, neether. i sleep it off, drink a lotta watur, an MONE allot. moneing is fun and makes peepul feel sorre for you. MumFord
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dear mumfies, i'm glad you brought this up. i want to have a slammin holiday party and was wondering if i need a theme or if "holiday" is specific enough. ps i like your hippie beads. looks like a fun party.
Jeska: if i was giving a holiday party, id be mor spesific like 'Winter Wunderland Party' and then go hevvy on the snoflakes. Snoflake cups, snoflake napkins, snoflake lites, snoflake sweters, errings, excetera. I wood have a coconut cake accinted by a few red sparkly candys, and evrything else wite or red mostly. the theem cocktale? SNO SHOOS of corse. Finaly, i wood have red/wite candy canes diffrint sizes EVERWER, evin in the bafroom.
Take pitchurs.
Luv, MumFord
Mumford,
You must learn the good Kentucky Bourbons. Although Maker's Mark is #2, the bourbon voted #1 nationally is Buffalo Trace. I myself plan to visit each of the bourbon places to taste test for myself. Would you like to join me?
Mumford:
The "White Party" theme is really big right now. I'm having trouble getting on board because I don't have any white pants and I think it might be racist. What do you think?
Mumford,
I'm throwing a baby shower this weekend. Some people think it's tacky to serve Jack Daniels at a baby shower but I think it's a wonderful southern tradition. What are your thoughts?
Shay
deer Sgt. Pepper: Wer do you get to vote on burbons? I need to go ther.
MumFord
deer Shay: you are correckt. Jack Danyuls IS the most suthern tradishun of all booz, made wif the most pur spring water. I get teery-eise just thinking about it. Serv it in littel pink and blu cups the shape of baby buggys if it helps them get into the spirit.
Send pitchurs.
Luv, Mumford
deer Dusty: did you hav a lot of yanky profesers? All good suthern boys and genelmen wer wite pants. Lookit kernel sanders, gatsby, mark twane, p. didy, fred estare, sinatra, fawkner, and jon filip suza. Wering wite says, "im cool, im reddy to party, but im eligant." Wimin will flock to you.
MumFord
Dear Mumford,
Theme parties are fun, but what do you do when you have too much fun at a party and drink to much bourbon? My head hurts and I don't know how to fix it. Any good remedies?
Katie
deer Kaite: they say 'You must pace yursef', but of corse i never do, neether. i sleep it off, drink a lotta watur, an MONE allot. moneing is fun and makes peepul feel sorre for you.
MumFord
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