Sock Monkey Mumford displays many moods (and sometimes outfits) to express the depth of his character at home and in travel. Mumford is a poet and authority on life, love, art, etc., offering free advice on many subjects, although he's not a good speller.
deer Dusty: you shood contackt Suzy show-me-the-money show wher they run the numburs. You tell her your dollars, then she figgers a kawculater and she says YES you can buy that motorcycle or NO you cant, depinding on how many other things you have, like a flatskreen TV, lether elekrick massage chair, lava lamps, and indore airball jumping arkade. If she says NO you cant, you mite have to save a longer time. But Dusty, i wonder what do you do on a motorcycle when it RANES? MumFord
Mumford, You should have a place for questions on your blog. It confuses me when you are talking about plums and then someone asks about a motorcycle. So I have a picture of me with a bowl of fresh figs, but I don't know how to send it to your blog. They look like plums only the colors are purple and gray. But I don't think you can make liquor with figs.
Sgt. Pepper: are you a SKOOL TEECHER? You sownd so ORGINIZED. You can aways emale me with queschuns at mumfordthemonkey@gmail.com You can make liquor out of figs: put figs in a jug pour 1 pownd of sugur to 1 galon figs fil cracks with cheep vodka Let it sit for 90 days. Filter off with pannyhoze into bottils. Fig liquor. See? Luv, MumFord
I used your recipe and made Fig Liquor. Only, I used Rum and not Vodka. I used coffee filter instead of pannyhoze. I used SweatNLow instead of sugar. It tasted awful so I use it to spray for roaches and spiders and it works better than anything I have ever seen at killing bugs.
Mumford, Sometimes I feel really weird because I like musical soundtracks and black and white movies. I think I am an 80 year old gay man in a womans body and I have no one to share these loves with. What should I do. My Indian boyfriend does not get it but puts up with it.
Mumford, I don't tell many friends this, but I do have my doctorate in education. I don't want people to call me "Dr. Pepper." Wouldn't that be silly? p.s. I sent you a picture by email.
see those wild plums?
10 comments:
Mumford:
I found a motorcycle for a reasonable price that's in pretty good shape and I really want it. Should I buy it?
Thanks!
-Dusty
deer Dusty: you shood contackt Suzy show-me-the-money show wher they run the numburs. You tell her your dollars, then she figgers a kawculater and she says YES you can buy that motorcycle or NO you cant, depinding on how many other things you have, like a flatskreen TV, lether elekrick massage chair, lava lamps, and indore airball jumping arkade. If she says NO you cant, you mite have to save a longer time.
But Dusty, i wonder what do you do on a motorcycle when it RANES?
MumFord
Mumford,
You should have a place for questions on your blog. It confuses me when you are talking about plums and then someone asks about a motorcycle. So I have a picture of me with a bowl of fresh figs, but I don't know how to send it to your blog. They look like plums only the colors are purple and gray. But I don't think you can make liquor with figs.
Sgt. Pepper: are you a SKOOL TEECHER? You sownd so ORGINIZED. You can aways emale me with queschuns at mumfordthemonkey@gmail.com
You can make liquor out of figs:
put figs in a jug
pour 1 pownd of sugur to 1 galon figs
fil cracks with cheep vodka
Let it sit for 90 days.
Filter off with pannyhoze into bottils.
Fig liquor. See?
Luv, MumFord
I used your recipe and made Fig Liquor. Only, I used Rum and not Vodka. I used coffee filter instead of pannyhoze. I used SweatNLow instead of sugar. It tasted awful so I use it to spray for roaches and spiders and it works better than anything I have ever seen at killing bugs.
Chow baby,
@Buck
Mumford,
Sometimes I feel really weird because I like musical soundtracks and black and white movies. I think I am an 80 year old gay man in a womans body and I have no one to share these loves with. What should I do. My Indian boyfriend does not get it but puts up with it.
deer weird: you are a Hopeles Romanic. but dont worry abowt it. so was fred estare. you are in good compiny.
luv, MumFord
starbuck: you are a JEENYUS. patint that bug spray and we cood be MIYUNARES! im yur fren, rite?
luv,
MumFord
Mumford,
I don't tell many friends this, but I do have my doctorate in education. I don't want people to call me "Dr. Pepper." Wouldn't that be silly?
p.s. I sent you a picture by email.
deer Dr. Pepper,
this is a BLOG so now EVERBODDY KNOWS YOU HAVE A DOCTORATE.
Luv, MumFord
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