Sock Monkey Mumford displays many moods (and sometimes outfits) to express the depth of his character at home and in travel. Mumford is a poet and authority on life, love, art, etc., offering free advice on many subjects, although he's not a good speller.
Monday
traveling
i luv to ride in the car espeshilly on a summur day win there ar clowds. Clowds ar so bewtiful. i luv them. mumFord
mumfies, i want to go to maui. what movie would you recommenced for our movie club? there will be 2 guys and 2 girls there, and we will probably be eating dinner.
deer Jeska: i am a hooge fem buff myself an im aways happy win peeple axk me abowt moovees. for yur cupples dinner party, id rekomen Citizin kane, unless everbody has seen it 2 many times. it appeels to both sexes, is cool, is american, has layers of interestin aspeks, and generates a lot of discussen. u must go to mowee. i luv it. mumFord
Mumford, You should come over to my new apartment and check it out, Clark and Friedrick are here. Mumford I want to go to maui too. Do you think Mom and Dad will ever take girls with them or only monkeys?
my deer Celeste: i wood luv to come over to yur apartmint. do u have a pool? and cabull? tell free dric and clark i have missed them. we must make another moovee soon, as it wil be dads burfday. we must all go to mowee! it is the best. luv, mumFord p.s. miss u, too.
mumfies, i have a question, well it's really for my cat who has trouble typing, she wans to know how to cure a hangover, you see, she drank too much white wine last night and feels just awful today. rapid reply is appreciated. love, jessi
deer Jeska: win cats start to drink yur wine then its time to get a titer cork in the bottle... but in the meen time, give kitty a BIG boll of water with a SPLASH of wine (hare of the dawg) and she shood sleep it off fine. mumFord
deer Starbuck: Xcuze me, but is this YUR BLOG? I bleeve this is MUMFORDS BLOG. Wile i apreeshiate yur recomandashun of tootsy (yes its funny)i just want to be cleer that Jeska axked MY apinyun forst! All so, wile Tootsy is funny and qwite ennertaning, it all ways annowed me a littel that the subliminul message was that the key to being a successful womin was to simply let a man to the job. sorree, Starbucks, but im stickin with citizen kane. your amagination can make that boys cheeks PINK in the snow ever time. luv, mumFord
deer starbuck, i axcept yur upologee. i do wewcome yur idears an opinions abowt moovees, as i relate to the pashun of fem. tell me, what r sum of yur favrits? hav u seen north by northwes? as i menchuned, i luv it. mumFord
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mumfies, what is your favorite place to visit.
Jeska, this is a hard kweshton. but i wood hav to say Mowee. i luv mowee so much. luv, mumFord
p.s. i wil post pitchers soon of it.
mumfies, i want to go to maui. what movie would you recommenced for our movie club? there will be 2 guys and 2 girls there, and we will probably be eating dinner.
deer Jeska: i am a hooge fem buff myself an im aways happy win peeple axk me abowt moovees. for yur cupples dinner party, id rekomen Citizin kane, unless everbody has seen it 2 many times. it appeels to both sexes, is cool, is american, has layers of interestin aspeks, and generates a lot of discussen.
u must go to mowee. i luv it.
mumFord
Mumford,
You should come over to my new apartment and check it out, Clark and Friedrick are here. Mumford I want to go to maui too. Do you think Mom and Dad will ever take girls with them or only monkeys?
my deer Celeste: i wood luv to come over to yur apartmint. do u have a pool? and cabull?
tell free dric and clark i have missed them. we must make another moovee soon, as it wil be dads burfday.
we must all go to mowee! it is the best.
luv,
mumFord
p.s. miss u, too.
Citizin kane? Ha! That's not even in color........gots to have them RGBs.
Tootsie is your pick. It has layers too and FUNNY my gaud it is real entertaining even if you ARE both sexes.
your pal,
Starbuck
mumfies, i have a question, well it's really for my cat who has trouble typing, she wans to know how to cure a hangover, you see, she drank too much white wine last night and feels just awful today. rapid reply is appreciated.
love, jessi
deer Jeska: win cats start to drink yur wine then its time to get a titer cork in the bottle...
but in the meen time, give kitty a BIG boll of water with a SPLASH of wine (hare of the dawg) and she shood sleep it off fine.
mumFord
deer Starbuck:
Xcuze me, but is this YUR BLOG? I bleeve this is MUMFORDS BLOG. Wile i apreeshiate yur recomandashun of tootsy (yes its funny)i just want to be cleer that Jeska axked MY apinyun forst!
All so, wile Tootsy is funny and qwite ennertaning, it all ways annowed me a littel that the subliminul message was that the key to being a successful womin was to simply let a man to the job.
sorree, Starbucks, but im stickin with citizen kane. your amagination can make that boys cheeks PINK in the snow ever time.
luv, mumFord
I'm so sorry Mumford. I bow low to your monkeyness. It won't happen again.
*buck
deer starbuck, i axcept yur upologee. i do wewcome yur idears an opinions abowt moovees, as i relate to the pashun of fem.
tell me, what r sum of yur favrits?
hav u seen north by northwes? as i menchuned, i luv it.
mumFord
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