Sock Monkey Mumford displays many moods (and sometimes outfits) to express the depth of his character at home and in travel. Mumford is a poet and authority on life, love, art, etc., offering free advice on many subjects, although he's not a good speller.
Sunday
buddees on the rode
i met too drinkin buddees in virmot. forgot ther names but we had a fartin contest. then they showd me how they can do jungul skreems. it was halarius. luv, MumFord
Hi Mumford, I luv your blog. I'm glad you made some new friends, especially the kind that make you laugh. I had a sock monkey for a long time, but then he joined the army and went AWOL. I miss him. He has a crooked mouth, let me know if you see him.
deer KP, wat was your sock monkey's name? have you checkd with nick at the anteek stor wer the sock monkey lownge is? he mite be ther! i hope you can fine him. it is the sadest thing to me win a sock monkey is lost! MumFord
deer Celeste: ixcuze me, but are you taking my bath ENVINTORRY? Yes, silent farts cownt in a contest, espeshlly if you can make everbody FALL BACKKARDS wif the oweder. ha ha. Luv, MumFord
Mumford, He just told me to call him "Monkey" since he was the only monkey in the house. Good idea about Nick but Monkey was a little wild and probably joined a biker gang or something.
deer KP, you are wize to understan Monkey's need to rome. We luv advenchur and fast rides. my fren dusty prommisd me a ride on his motorcykle win i come to burmingham. if i see Monkey sumtime, i wil tel him you say howdy. Peece out, kp. luv, MumFord
i met too drinkin buddees in virmot. forgot ther names but we had a fartin contest. then they showd me how they can do jungul skreems. it was halarius.
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Hi Mumford, I luv your blog. I'm glad you made some new friends, especially the kind that make you laugh. I had a sock monkey for a long time, but then he joined the army and went AWOL. I miss him. He has a crooked mouth, let me know if you see him.
Mumford, in a farting contest do silent ones count? Also, have you taken a bath yet?
deer KP,
wat was your sock monkey's name? have you checkd with nick at the anteek stor wer the sock monkey lownge is? he mite be ther! i hope you can fine him. it is the sadest thing to me win a sock monkey is lost!
MumFord
deer Celeste: ixcuze me, but are you taking my bath ENVINTORRY?
Yes, silent farts cownt in a contest, espeshlly if you can make everbody FALL BACKKARDS wif the oweder. ha ha.
Luv,
MumFord
Mumford,
He just told me to call him "Monkey" since he was the only monkey in the house. Good idea about Nick but Monkey was a little wild and probably joined a biker gang or something.
deer KP,
you are wize to understan Monkey's need to rome. We luv advenchur and fast rides. my fren dusty prommisd me a ride on his motorcykle win i come to burmingham.
if i see Monkey sumtime, i wil tel him you say howdy.
Peece out, kp.
luv, MumFord
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