Sock Monkey Mumford displays many moods (and sometimes outfits) to express the depth of his character at home and in travel. Mumford is a poet and authority on life, love, art, etc., offering free advice on many subjects, although he's not a good speller.
Wednesday
me and Argus Emerson in Mowee
we tryed to kill eech othur at furst, but then we got along ok. Mowee helps you get a good additude. And we drinked a lot of relly good drinks like "hula girls" and "lava flo" and longbored beers. MumFord
Mumford, I like to drink too, but those short-haired girls that I work for say its against company policy. I tried to play some Jimmy Buffett in honor of your trip, but they stopped that too. Whatever, I will be a superstar DJ soon. I think you are the coolest and like your clothes.
Ashford: wat is RONG with those short-hared gurls that they maid a polysee aginst drinking? Heres a tip: win they ar not looking, pore them sum colas in a cup of ise; add some Jack Danyuls wisky. Later win they are in a happy mood, say, "Hey yall, gess wat? I put WISKY in yur colas!" They will reelize ther mistake and change the polysee!! Ashford, wat station ar you browdcasted? Does it go to Calyfornya? I luv musik. MumFord
deer Shay: ther was a hula danser who smiled at me at a luau. I cood not stop starring at her. And gess wat? We did see 2 sock monkey girls in a shop wif grass hula skirts and lays but they costed 80 dollers!!!EECH! Me and Argus Emerson and Gunter Wilson all together dont cost 80 dollars TODAL! But those Mowee sock monkey girls had fansy clowes and beuwtiful ies. MumFord
Mumford, I wish we could broadcast all the way to California. The boss short-haired girl says we can't afford to stream the station. Whatever. I know its the wave of the future. She isn't as smart about things as you and me. One of them does stream a segment of her show. You can find it here: http://tinyurl.com/dju8xj
Ashford: i made a albun, in won nite. I rote musik and played it on a lectrik piano and rekorded it wif a caset tape playr, becawse I dont no how to rekord wif CDees. yet. so onlee a few peeple have caset tape deks. Audio, browdcasting, eletrisity, all that stuff is kind of complikated for a sock monkey who is sef-tawt. i wil try to lissen to the short hared gurls show on the streem you sint me. Thanx. MumFord
8 comments:
Luks like U got a good tan two!
Did y'all find any hot monkey women in Mowee?
Mumford,
I like to drink too, but those short-haired girls that I work for say its against company policy. I tried to play some Jimmy Buffett in honor of your trip, but they stopped that too. Whatever, I will be a superstar DJ soon. I think you are the coolest and like your clothes.
Ashford
Ashford: wat is RONG with those short-hared gurls that they maid a polysee aginst drinking? Heres a tip: win they ar not looking, pore them sum colas in a cup of ise; add some Jack Danyuls wisky. Later win they are in a happy mood, say, "Hey yall, gess wat? I put WISKY in yur colas!" They will reelize ther mistake and change the polysee!!
Ashford, wat station ar you browdcasted? Does it go to Calyfornya?
I luv musik.
MumFord
deer Shay: ther was a hula danser who smiled at me at a luau. I cood not stop starring at her.
And gess wat? We did see 2 sock monkey girls in a shop wif grass hula skirts and lays but they costed 80 dollers!!!EECH! Me and Argus Emerson and Gunter Wilson all together dont cost 80 dollars TODAL! But those Mowee sock monkey girls had fansy clowes and beuwtiful ies.
MumFord
deer LG: THANX. tHE sunsets wer perfeckt and we all got that gowldin glow.
MumFord
Mumford,
I wish we could broadcast all the way to California. The boss short-haired girl says we can't afford to stream the station. Whatever. I know its the wave of the future. She isn't as smart about things as you and me. One of them does stream a segment of her show. You can find it here: http://tinyurl.com/dju8xj
Ashford
Ashford: i made a albun, in won nite. I rote musik and played it on a lectrik piano and rekorded it wif a caset tape playr, becawse I dont no how to rekord wif CDees. yet. so onlee a few peeple have caset tape deks. Audio, browdcasting, eletrisity, all that stuff is kind of complikated for a sock monkey who is sef-tawt.
i wil try to lissen to the short hared gurls show on the streem you sint me. Thanx.
MumFord
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