Wednesday

why i luv the South y'all


Party at the Aloft Lounge in Bormingham ALABAMA. Met purdy purdy girls from Missy Sippy. They luved me too.
MumFord

12 comments:

LG said...

Mumford - Shawana wanted me to tell you that she does not take cheating lightly! It is very hard to maintain a long distance relationship and she wants you to stay out of those bars! specially the southern ones filled with purty girls

Mumford said...

LG: Tell Shawana I sed to CHILL. Im yong, hansum, i got a tuxceedo, i luv to dans and drink. LOOKIT these girls! Who on erf cood resis them?
MumFord
Have mercy. Peece owt.

Sgt Pepper said...

Mumford,
does jessica have any ugly friends? It doesn't seem fair that she has all the pretty friends and leaves the rest of the world to take the leftovers.

Mumford said...

Sgt. Pepper,
Must be something in the water there, or maybe the farflys or wadermellon. Who am i to kweston nachur? Purhaps a teem of scientis shood study why girls are purdier in the deep South?
MumFord
p.s. all i no is, i luv it.

Celeste said...

Also Southern girls have nice tans and glowing skin. Hows your house mumfies? Still crowded with ever-created new monkeys? I think your sponsor has some monkeys loose in her brain!

Mumford said...

OMG sock monkeys are TAKIN OVUR THE HOWSE. Somebody come shoot mom! She is owt of control!!!!!
Granny sez its the humididy that makes Southern girls so purdy.
I luv them
MumFord

Sgt Pepper said...

Dear Mumford,
One of the sock monkeys escaped from your house and is coming to my house. What do I do?

Mumford said...

deer Sgt Pepper: Chill owt. Now you can have a fren and not be a lone. that sock monkey lef befor i cood get to no much, but im sure that one wont be as braggin as Argus Emerson!
good luck. lemme no how it torns owt.
Peece,
Luv,
MumFord

TJs Blog said...

Mumford,
Do you like PRETTY girls that are sock monkeys?

Mumford said...

TJ: Does a sock monkey have a tale? OF CORSE i luv purdy girls, of all speecees.
Wate a minnite: is it, TALULA JANE? I luv it! How yawl doin down in Alabama?
Luv, MumFord

Shay said...

Mumford - why oh why did you put up a picture of a bunch of girls from MS that you don't know and not a picture of your favorite Alabama girls who were at the party with you. We're not as tan and don't wear as much makeup or dress as cute, well shit, nevermind. I understand now.

Mumford said...

Shay shay shay shay, o my Shay! The tennysee, missy sippy, rivers all run together in the South. You are just as beautiful AND smart, and all so the prowd sponser of Reggie the Sock Monkey. My Alabama girls were all spreded arownd, and some of them mite get mad if i posted ther pitchurs. The missy sippy girls axed me to!
Luv,
MumFord