Sock Monkey Mumford displays many moods (and sometimes outfits) to express the depth of his character at home and in travel. Mumford is a poet and authority on life, love, art, etc., offering free advice on many subjects, although he's not a good speller.
Tuesday
WARNING: DONT TRUST HIM
This is Argus Emerson, a sock monkey from a anteek stor who lives wif us now for amonth. HE IS A LYER. He clames that he can do allot of things but he cant. DONT TRUST HIM NO MATTER WAT. MumFord
4 comments:
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Oh he does look a little shifty. I'm not sure if I would trust him either. Mumford, I'm going to Idaho this weekend and was wondering if you would have any advice for me on how to stay warm. I'm a California girl and don't have many warm clothes...do you have any suggestions?
mumfies, Argus looks innocent enough. What kind of lies does he tell? Big ones or small ones? Hows your special needs dog? I heard he was trying to roll his own cigarettes.
deer C: Argus is the bigest lyer you ever herd. For enstinse, he clames he lived wif snow lepperds in the himilaya mowntins, babysat ther cubs, and tawt them how to growl. Then he all so says he was a bartinder at the sock monkey lounge, but HE NEVER WENT THER. how do i know? becawse he dont no the name of the river behind the bilding. AND he says he played bass gitar for brus spreengsteen in the ateys. Do you bleeve this guy? Such a LYER. MumFord
deer bunny: heres a tip: wer a lot of socks, and xtra pannies. I aways say, if yur feet are worm, and yur hoo-hoo is worm, then yule be worm. Selk pannies ar best, smoof an worm, too. Luv, MumFord p.s. dont eet to many potadoes!! ha ha ha ha ha ha!
4 comments:
Oh he does look a little shifty. I'm not sure if I would trust him either.
Mumford, I'm going to Idaho this weekend and was wondering if you would have any advice for me on how to stay warm. I'm a California girl and don't have many warm clothes...do you have any suggestions?
mumfies,
Argus looks innocent enough. What kind of lies does he tell? Big ones or small ones? Hows your special needs dog? I heard he was trying to roll his own cigarettes.
deer C: Argus is the bigest lyer you ever herd. For enstinse, he clames he lived wif snow lepperds in the himilaya mowntins, babysat ther cubs, and tawt them how to growl. Then he all so says he was a bartinder at the sock monkey lounge, but HE NEVER WENT THER. how do i know? becawse he dont no the name of the river behind the bilding. AND he says he played bass gitar for brus spreengsteen in the ateys. Do you bleeve this guy? Such a LYER.
MumFord
deer bunny: heres a tip: wer a lot of socks, and xtra pannies. I aways say, if yur feet are worm, and yur hoo-hoo is worm, then yule be worm. Selk pannies ar best, smoof an worm, too.
Luv,
MumFord
p.s. dont eet to many potadoes!! ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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